If I Was Kim Jong-Il

Submitted by diebenow on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:42

I was just listening to MSNBC's morning show analysis coverage of Kim Jong-Il's death when I heard them bang a gong. If that's not racist, I don't know what is. That said, I don't know the signs that I'm acting like Kim Jong-Il. And I'm only just starting to understand how I'm acting like a white guy. 

It's funny that Christopher Hitchens' death was not accompanied by a musical instrument. Breathing cigarette smoke is not what I would consider a musical instrument. Nor would the clinking of Scotch glasses either. I wonder what instrument might accompany George W. Bush's death. Piano?